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AuthorTopic: Violin Lessons (Read 16 times)
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« Result #1 on Mar 13, 2009, 4:31am »		[Quote]

"Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?" young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased.


　　"You cost me a lot of money, Sarah," he said. "First you wanted to learn horse riding, then dancing, then swimming. Now it's the violin.


　　"I'll play every day ,Daddy." Sarah said. "I'll try very hard.


　　"All right," her father said. "This is what I'll do. I'll pay for you to have lessons for six weeks. At the end of six weeks you must play something for me. If you play well, you can have more lessons. If you play badly, I will stop the lessons."


　　"0. K. Daddy," Sarah said. "That is fair.


　　He soon found a good violin teacher and Sarah began her lessons. The teacher was very expensive, but her father kept his promise.


　　The six weeks passed quickly. The time came for Sarah to play for her father.


　　She went to the living room and said, "I'm ready to play for you, Daddy.


　　"Fine, Sarah," her father said. "Begin.


　　She began to play. She played very badly. She made a terrible noise.


　　Her father had one of his friends with him, and the friend put his hands over his ears.


　　When Sarah finished, her father said, "Well done, Sarah. You can have more lessons."


　　Sarah ran happily out of the room. Her father's friend turned to him. "You've spent a lot of money, but she still plays very badly. he said.


　　"Well, that's true," her father said. "But since she started learning the violin I've been able to buy five apartments in this build very cheaply. In another six weeks I'll own the whole building!"

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AuthorTopic: Enlarging The Breast (Read 5 times)
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« Result #2 on Mar 13, 2009, 4:31am »		[Quote]

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.

The husband comes up with a suggestion. ＾If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.￣

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. ＾How long will this take?￣ she asks.

＾They¨ll grow larger over a period of years,￣ he replies.

The wife stops. ＾Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?￣

The husband shrugs. ＾Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?￣


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AuthorTopic: The Good Side of Fear (Read 5 times)
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The Good Side of Fear
« Result #3 on Feb 25, 2009, 5:51am »		[Quote]

I had the chance to sit down at Jack Murphy Stadium in San Diego with Joe Montana before he went onto the field with the San Francisco 49ers against Denver in Super Bowl XXIV (1989).wow power leveling, We didn't know it then, but this would be Joe's last Super Bowl, his fourth championship, yet another high point in one of the most remarkable careers not just in pro football, but in all of sports.
Joe seemed restless. wow power leveling,He had already won everything there is in this game - the respect of teammates and opponents, coaches and owners, and especially the fans - plus all the awards: multiple League Most Valuable Player (MVPs), Super Bowls, wow power leveling,and Super Bowl MVPs.

I said, "Joe, you can't possibly be scared."

What he said to me is, wow gold,I believe the key to his success and the reason I consider him the greatest quarterback of all time. He said, "If you're not afraid of losing, then losing means nothing."

Every time Joe Montana stepped on the field, he was scared. wow gold,That element of fear kept him sharp through his entire career. If we want to be at our best, we need that same element of fear burning inside of us. It sharpens the focus; keeps the edge.

There isn't a day that goes by that I don't remember what Joe said, wow gold,realizing the truth of it. It has helped me. I know it will surely help you.
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AuthorTopic: Soul you ever come in here (Read 164 times)
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« Result #4 on Oct 16, 2006, 10:35pm »		[Quote]
Been a year now since you opened this site you not using it now ???
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AuthorTopic: just thought i would say hello (Read 256 times)
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Re: just thought i would say hello
« Result #5 on Oct 13, 2005, 12:37am »		[Quote]
Wooooooooooooooo who do see asleep in the corner?
What all the cans & twine for, better not be for my tail :-[
But what is that I see, a glass of Black Russian ::)
(empties the glass, kicks the cans and runs hahahaha)
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AuthorTopic: Where R U ? (Read 121 times)
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« Result #6 on Oct 13, 2005, 12:25am »		[Quote]
Oh Shad :-*
Thanks for the tidy up ;D but this is my busy time, with Halloween approaching, have been harvesting the spiders for trick & treats hee hee so better watch out, will be flying around soon :P
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AuthorTopic: Where R U ? (Read 121 times)
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Where R U ?
« Result #7 on Oct 7, 2005, 6:20pm »		[Quote]
Best place for a cat to be I guess.....nobody around....quiet as a graveyard.....graveyard ??? :o I've been sweeping away the cobwebs and dusting. Even mopped the floors. I won't empty the litter box though ! >:(

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I don't do windows either :P
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Re: just thought i would say hello
« Result #8 on Aug 27, 2005, 9:52pm »		[Quote]
Shad sits in the DARK Corner, unrolls her twine, loads the can with pebbles to tie to Kittens tail just incase she shows up.
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AuthorTopic: Melissa Etheridge (Read 191 times)
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Re: Melissa Etheridge
« Result #9 on Jul 24, 2005, 2:07pm »
I Will Never Be The Same


So you walked with me for a while
Bared your naked soul
And you told me of your plan
How you would never let them know
In the morning of the night
You cried a long lost child
And I tried on I tried to hold you
But you were young
And you were wild

But I, I will never be the same
Oh I, I will never be the same
Caught in your eyes
Lost in your name
I will never be the same

Secrets of your life
I never wanted for myself
But you guarded them like a lie
Placed up on the highest shelf
In the morning of the night
When I woke to find you gone
I knew your distant devil
Must be draggin' you along

But I, I will never be the same
Oh I, I will never be the same
Caught in your eyes
Lost in your name
I will never be the same

And you swore that you were bound for glory
And for wanting you had no shame
But I loved you
And then I lost you
And I will never be the same

But I, I will never be the same
Oh I, I will never be the same
Caught in your eyes
Lost in your name
I will never be the same


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Re: Melissa Etheridge
« Result #10 on Jul 24, 2005, 1:32pm »
The Weakness in me

I'm not the sort of person
Who falls in and quickly out of love
But to you I gave my affection
Right from the start
I have a lover who loves me
How could I break such a heart
Yet still you get my attention
CHORUS:
Why do you come here
When you know I've got troubles enough
Why do you call me
When you know I can't answer the phone
You make me lie when I don't want to
And you make someone else some kind of an unknowing fool
And you make me stay when I should not
Are you so strong or is all the weakness in me
Why do you come here
And pretend to be just passing by
But I mean to see you
And I mean to hold you
Tightly
Feeling guilty worried
Waking from tormented sleep
Oh this old love has me bound
But the new love cuts deep
If I choose now I'll lose out
Oh one of you has to fall
And I need you and you
CHORUS
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